One more game left to determine the fantasy trophy holder in most leagues! Tonight's Chargers vs Broncos game has plenty of stars who will either solidify someones chances to be the champion or crush their hopes and dampen Christmas Eve...remember again all, ITS FANTASY!
WEEK 16 PLAYERS WHO WERE ON FIRE!!!
(out of the ones you might of started on your roster)
QB'S
Kurt Warner - 36/53, 361 yards, 3 TD's & no picks!
Peyton Manning - 25/35, 311 yards, 3 TD's & no picks!
Donovan McNabb - 24/35, 263 yards, 3 TD's & no picks!
Ben Roethlisberger - 16/20. 261 yards, 3 TD's & no picks! (158.3 QB Rating!!!)
RB'S
Brandon Jacobs - 145 rushing yards, 6 receiving yards & 2 TD's!
Laurence Maroney - 156 rushing yards & 1 TD!
Kenny Watson - 130 rushing yards, 20 receiving yards, 1 TD & 1 fumble!
Marion Barber - 110 rushing yards, 16 receiving yards & 1 TD!
Fred Taylor - 111 rushing yards & 1 TD!
WR'S & TE'S
Anquan Boldin - 13 catches for 162 yards & 2 TD's!
Jerricho Cotchery - 8 catches for 152 yards & 1 TD!
Reggie Wayne - 10 catches for 143 yards, 1 TD & 1 fumble!
Roddy White - 12 catches for 141 yards!
Tony Gonzalez - 10 catches for 137 yards!
Steve Smith - 9 catches for 137 yards & 1 TD!
Santonio Holmes - 4 catches for 133 yards!
Jerramy Stevens - 4 catches for 73 yards & 2 TD's!
Dallas Clark - 6 catches for 60 yards & 2 TD's!
WEEK 16 PLAYERS WHO STUNK IT UP!!!
QB'S
Eli Manning - 7/15, 111 yards, 2 picks & 2 fumbles! "PEE-YEWW!"
Carson Palmer - 11/21, 115 yards, 1 TD & 2 picks! "What is that stench!"
Jon Kitna - 9/16, 115 yards & 1 pick! "Detroit Stink Bomb"
Kyle Orton - 8/14, 101 yards & 1 TD! "Hey, the beat the Pack!"
Brett Favre - 17/32, 153 yards & 2 picks! "He is allowed to have one!"
RB'S
Ron Dayne - Not even a touch! "Constipation is disaster!"
Willie Parker - -1 rushing yards! "Great timing to get hurt! Still he got you there!"
Earnest Graham - 21 rushing yards & 1 receiving yard! "A real sewagfe dump letdown!"
Thomas Jones - 58 yards rushing & 5 receiving yards! "J-E-T-S, Stink, Stink, Stink!"
Kolby Smith - 60 rushing yards & 55 receiving yards! "And you thought Detroit smelled!"
WR'S & TE'S
Chad Johnson - 4 catches for 44 yards & 14 rushing yards! "Gave owners a big belly ache!"
Chris Henry - NADA, ZILCH & a big port-a-potty!
Joey Galloway - 1 catch for 29 yards! "Dirty daipers!"
Marques Colston - 3 catches for 16 yards! "Depends(tm) are for messy adults"
Hines Ward - 6 catches for 59 yards! "Poopy time to smell it up!"
Bobby Engram - 5 catches for 69 yards! "Wrestled a Gator!"
Greg Jennings - 3 catches for 42 yards! "Windy City blowing around steamers!"
Donald Driver - 4 catches for 32 yards! "See Jennings toilet!"
Anthony Gonzalez - 2 catches for 22 yards! "Dumpster...but was hurt!"
GRADING MY PICKS
Start of the Week - Earnest Graham (see above) F-
SHOULD BE FINE!
QB'S
Ben Roethlisberger - A+
Brodie Croyle - D-
Sage Rosenfels - B-
RB'S
Jamal Lewis - C
Fred Taylor - B+
Kolby Smith - F
WR'S
Andre Johnson - B+
Anthony Gonzalez - F
Wes Welker - C-
SHOULD RIDE THE PINE!
QB'S
Jon Kitna - A
Derek Anderson - A-
Carson Palmer - A+
RB'S
Aaron Stecker - D
Clintos Portis - F
Marshawn Lynch - D
WR'S
Roydell Williams - B+
Brandon Marshall - Plays tonight!
T.J. Houshmandzadeh - B
Overall Week 16 GPA - 2.23
"Just enough to be eligible for sports!"
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Have a wonderful Chrismas and GO CHARGERS!!
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